AEW Dynamite rolls on! Christopher Daniels is doing a Dark Order parody vignette. Says screw the Dark Order, again claims that the Exalted One is not real. He challenges both Evil Uno and Stu Grayson to singles matches in the coming weeks, and when he defeats them and the Exalted One still doesn’t show himself, everyone will understand that it’s a hoax. Now, we have The Butcher, The Blade and MJF coming out for a Trios match against the Jurassic Express. MJF has a new intro to his theme, saying that he’s better than you and you know it.
MJF, The Butcher & The Blade vs. Jurassic Express (Jungleboy, Marko Stunt & Luchasaurus)
Big “Luchasaurus” chant before the bell but Marko Stunt and MJF start. “Marko” chant is also pretty loud! MJF strips off his jacket and still has the I Pinned Cody shirt on. Shoves Marko away, strips off the shirt but Luchasaurus tags in! He doesn’t realize that he’s tagged in until he backs up into him. He turns around and then skitters away. Gets his mercs into the ring, all six men come face to face as Aubrey tries getting between them. The illegal men are sent to the their aprons, Luchasaurus breaks a wrist lock, gets a kick in, MJF begs him off… Butcher and the Blade get Lucha from behind with chop blocks!
MJF gets Lucha to the heel corner, quick tags and isolation as they work over the hamstring that Lucha lost some time from at the end of last year. Blade with a charging dropkick to the singled out leg. MJF tags in, does a little strut, Dragonscrew Legwhip for a 1 count. Stomp to the shin. Commercial break, match continues in the inset as they continue working over Luchasaurus’ leg. The Butcher slams Marko hard onto the apron! Yikes! MJF gets Luchasaurus into a heel hook. We come back in time to see Aubrey Edwards break up a triple teaming to a huge ovation! But still Luchasaurus is being worked over. Marko is still out on the floor. Blade ducks a kick but it’s a feint – on the way back the kick is nailed! Crowd begging for a tag!
Luchasaurus makes it to his feet, dragging MJF and the Blade across the ring! They trip him at the last minute, but he breaks through their arms to make the tag! Jungleboy is a house of fire, rolling forearm to the Blade, superkick to MJF, knocks the Butcher off the apron, big clothesline for the Blade! Kicks MJF to the mat, Implosion Senton to Max, Springboard Moonsault to Blade! Butcher grabs Jungle by the throat! Marko leaps from the top rope onto Butcher’s back! Jungle spins him into a Tornado DDT! Marko with a lope suicida, both MJF and Blade catch him but a baseball slide from Jungle sends them to the floor!
Luchasaurus springs on the ropes for a crazy tope on everyone! “Holy Sh*t”! Sends the heels into the ring, tags back in! Still favoring the leg though. Double Chokeslam nailed even with the bum leg, Standing Moonsaultto MJF for the cover, Butcher tosses Marko onto Jungleboy and they land on the pile to break it up! Big men charge at each other, exchanging headbutts! Then forearms! Lucha with a high knee, round kick! But Butcher takes him down with a standing lariat! Marko Stunt tags in now! Marko charges and stomps MJF into the corner for a big pop! Slips away from Aubrey to keep going! Marko tells Jungle to go up top, drags MJF slowly across the ring as the Bunny goes to the apron to distract the ref. Blade throws Jungleboy off the top! Wardlow jumps Luchasaurus on the outside! MJF surprises Marko with the Salt Of The Earth Bar for the win!
Winners: MJF, The Butcher & The Blade
Boy were the last few minutes there some absolute craziness. Exciting stuff, and another win for MJF!
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