WWE WrestleMania 36 continues, our last match of Night 1 and well… it’s the Boneyard Match between AJ Styles and the Undertaker!
Boneyard Match: The Undertaker vs. AJ Styles
A hearse rides up to the graveyard. Two men in hoods come out, pull a casket from the back of it… open it up and it’s AJ Styles! I’m guessing those were Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows though it’s not really revealed. AJ calls out the Undertaker. There’s an engine revving in the distance and AJ knows it’s him. Undertaker pulls up on his motorcycle with Metallica and/or Avenged Sevenfold blaring! AJ asks if Michelle knows Taker’s out this late. Says he took the liberty of digging his grave for him. Undertaker says he dug his own grave. AJ asks if he thinks he’s still got it. Taker says he’s got enough for him. AJ wants to hit him with a rock, Taker fights back, punch right to the face. Grabs by the hair to pull him over to the grave, AJ escapes.
Taker calls him Allen as he chases him, irish whip right into the casket! Slams him facefirst into it. Reaches down and picks up a bit of iron piping it looks like? Goes for a punch, AJ evades and he ends up punching right through the glass! His arm sppears to be torn up! He just growls “Son of a bitch…” AJ tries to fight back, Taker tosses him right into the windshield! Undertaker asks if he still wants more of this old man. Chases him to the top of the hearse, big right hand knocks him down, mounted punches raining down! Taker tells him to never talk about his wife again as he keeps laying it in! AJ rolls and falls to the grass.
Undertaker asks if he wants some more and says that’s alright, he’s gotta lotta more. AJ crawls away as Taker gives chase. Styles turns and punches him in the face. And there’s another, it’s staggered him. Kick between the legs takes him to the ground! AJ drags him up to his feet, says he’ll get his ass in his grave. Tries to punch him into the hole, tells him to just fall already. Undertaker responds with one big haymaker that gets him to the grass. Pulls him up by the hair. Punch sends AJ into the grave!
Taker asks how that feels. But Anderson and Gallows get the Undertaker’s attention. He glares at them. Comes over… but behind them, in some kinda barn, lights blare brightly. The walls fall and a bunch of hooded dudes come out to surround him. Undertaker squares off with them. Knocks them down one by one but this allows Gallows and Anderson to swarm in on him and stomp him into the dirt. They get a shovel but it lets Taker fight back. He knocks them both down, gets a hold of the shovel and smacks them both in the back with it! He hoists it high above his head but then AJ crashes an extremely breakable tombstone, I think, into his back!
AJ cackles “You ain’t got what it takes, old man!” Says Michelle never should have let him out as he clobbers him with hard shots. AJ suddenly rolls off crying in pain, has to pop his finger in place and yells, “You made me break my finger!” Demands that he stay down. Undertaker is struggling to his feet as AJ tells him to just give up, retire already and let him bury him. Taker fights to his feet, AJ charges and tackles him right into one of the many flimsy walls and they go right through it! Styles keeps talking him down, telling him he just don’t have it anymore.
Taker struggles to a seated position gasping for breath as AJ tells him he’s nothing. Undertaker demands he keep going, wheezing. AJ gives him a shot and he flattens out. AJ says he thought he was an American Badass. But now he looks like a broken down old bitch. Says, “Trust me, I’m doing the world a favor.” As Taker stands up, AJ breaks the shovel across his back and sends him into the grave! AJ drops some dirt into the grave and says ashes to ashes, dust to dust. AJ goes over to the lift, revs it up and starts cackling… but the Undertaker teleports behind him! AJ is terrified. Taker punches him right in the face and he flees!
The Undertaker chases him as he climbs up atop the barn, going up the ladder to pursue him. He stops AJ in his tracks with a burst of pyro! Taker nails AJ with a big boot! In come Anderson and Gallows again. Taker chokeslams Anderson off the barn! Tombstone to Gallows! Now he stands toe to toe with AJ. Styles yells “I had you dead and buried!” as he swings his fists into his face to no affect! Undertaker grabs him by the throat, chokeslams him off the rooftop and he crashes into the porch, shattering the wood!
Undertaker climbs down and says “Stay with me, we’re just getting started.” Taker pulls him up to his feet, hoists him onto his shoulders and carries him. Tells him he won’t last as long as he did. But he’s tougher than he gave him credit for. AJ asks him not to bury him. Taker puts him down next to the open grave. AJ says he’s sorry. Taker pulls him to his feet, tells him not to do this, go out like a man. AJ keeps saying he’s sorry. Taker tells him he won’t do it, he just fought his ass off. Tells him a lot of people haven’t given him that fight. Stands him up, turns and boots him right into the grave! Taker gets into the Bulldozer and fills the grave with dirt. AJ Styles has been buried alive.
Winner: The Undertaker
Taker lifts the moss off the gravestone to reveal AJ Styles’ name. There’s a hilarious shot with AJ’s gloved hand sticking out of the dirt. Taker gets back onto his motorcycle and rides off as the gong hits. Taker raises his fist as the metal hits again and the barn shoots a ton of pyro and Taker’s symbol appears in a lightshow. Absolutely incredible.
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