WWE Money In The Bank 2020 rolls on. R-Truth backstage talks about losing to Bobby Lashley by saying that MVP is a really tough opponent and he didn’t expect to get the victory but he did. But he’s lonely because he has no one to celebrate with and shows that he’s holding a framed picture of himself wielding the 24/7 Championship. He proclaims that he will sack Tom Brady and take the title back from him. And now… we have this. The two Money In The Bank ladder matches, set on scaling the WWE Headquarters, begin simultaneously now.
WWE Money In The Bank Ladder Matches
Otis and AJ Styles get in a little confrontation on their way out. Carmella is moonwalking in front of Lacey and Nia. Everyone has their themes playing as they step into the lobby and it’s hilarious. Aleister Black gets in AJ’s face. The guys can’t help but bicker at each other but none of the women are doing that, although when Asuka’s music hits she doesn’t come out. Men standing off in a circle… Asuka is up in the balcony above the women!
The bells ring and a brawl breaks out amongst the guys whilst Asuka dives on all the women and they’re all down! Asuka dances her way to the elevator and starts furiously pushing the button. She barely manages to close the door before the others get there. Rey and Aleister are fighting among excercise equipment, Rey tries a floatover headscissor but Black counters with a kick to the chest. Bryan suspends himself off a high bar the dropkick Corbin, Corbin tosses a big weight and Bryan evades it and it flies right into a mirror! Otis and AJ are brawling elsewhere. Rey headscissors Black into a weight machine, Otis slams AJ repeatedly into a wipe dispenser. Otis grabs a giant dumbbell and uses it to pin AJ Styles down to the floor! All the others keep going and… for some reason we see Brother Love coming out of the bathroom, face a deeper orange than ever. Alright then.
They fight their way to the elevators. Punches and kicks. Finally one opens and they all spill into it except for Rey and of course AJ is seemingly done. Elsehwere, the women are scrambling up the stairs to try and get to Asuka. They’re waiting at the elevator for her, the elevator with all the dudes comes up right then though and they fight their way outside, the distraction allows Asuka to slip past but Shayna sees her and gives chase. Black stomps Rey against the floor but realizes no one is looking at him and rushes off. Bryan gets Corbin and Otis with a ton of Yes Kicks before making his way off. Also a very bad looking Doink the Clown is here. The women collide with each other in the hallway. Nia sends Carmella into the boardroom! Shayna drags Dana in there as well. Dana gets tossed across the table.
Now Shayna and Nia are face-to-face. Shayna with a couple of forearms but Jax drops her with one! Dana Brooke slams a chair across her back however and takes her down! Dana stands atop the table and… pulss down a MITB briefcase filled with money. Dana celebrates until Stephanie McMahon interrupts to correct her. This is just the MITB conference room. Why that means they neededd the fake case there is hard to explain. Carmella slams a portrait over Dana’s head and moonwalks out of there only to get laid out with a Woman’s Right. AJ Styles is back on his feet and he’s looking for Rey Mysterio. All the doors he checks are locked. AJ turns around and sees a picture of the Undertaker and gets creeped out but he keeps searching, opens a door to find a room illuminated in blue lights and it of f course has a coffin in it. AJ sees flashbacks of the Boneyard match and says “No way”… Aleister roundhouse kicks him in the chest and traps him in that room and AJ is howling “No”.
In catering Paul Heyman is about to eat when everybody comes rushing, including Dana Brooke with the portrait still smashed over her head. Otis yells for a foodfight and kicks it off by smashing food into Paul’s face. Now everybody’s suddenly throwing food, Shayna has Rey in a Kirifuda Clutch. Otis and Nia then sandwich him! Bryan and Aleister are meanwhile having a pretty serious fight amongst all this. Dana throws Carmella into Nia and quickly regrets it as she gets shoved brutally into a vending machine! Carmella superkicks her but gets powerbombed right through the lunch table for her troubles! Now Nia comes face to face with a munching Otis.
Otis continues happily eating, and gets the privilege of throwing a pie into John Laurinitus’ face. Asuka rushes across the kitchen and yells in Japanese at a janitor. The other women catch up to her but she tosses a mop their way to slow them down. Dana is bringing up the rear but because it’s a wet floor she slips. They make their way up a stairwell. Meanwhile Aleister is kicking Bryan across a hall when AJ Styles appears out of nowhere to clobber him. Not sure how he keeps catching up. As he and Bryan fight their way into Vince’s office, he rises to his feet. He demands they get out of there and they slowly back away… actually they make sure to roll their chairs back into place before making their leave. Vince puts on some hand sanitizer. AJ tells Bryan he acted like a real cowardin there. Bryan says he’s the one who told him to put the chairs back. They then just start fighting again. Corbin with a scepter to both men until Black attacks but Corbin gets the advantage over him as well. Tosses Bryan across the boardroom table, sends AJ careening into a wall! Corbin happily announces that he’s going to the roof.
Out there, Nia and Asuka are the first people to make it up and into the ring! Asuka with a spin kick to the gut. Lacey Evans charges into the ring to clothesline her! Nia with a Military Press, throws her from the ring. Nia sets up a ladder in the center and starts to climb when Asuka stops her. Spinning back elbow gets blocked and Nia slams Asuka facefirst into the ladder. Lacey Evans nails Nia with a Woman’s Right however! Lacey starts to climb but Asuka pulls her right off. Asuka slams the ladder into Nia’s head! Lacey rams Asuka facefirst into the ladder repeatedly. Starts to climb but Asuka pulls her back off. This is a pretty bog standard portion. Asuka and Lacey now climbing simultaneously up the same side! Asuka with a couple of back elbows sends Lacey flying into Nia! Now, though, in comes King Corbin! He climbs up the opposite side and for some reason he’s actively trying to stop her from getting the women’s briefcase. She kicks him to the mat.Grabs the white briefcase and celebrates with several wild howls.
Now in comes Otis and he tries to climb but the rungs give way under him. Corbin takes up the ladder and rams it into his gut. Charges but Otis evades him and he crashes into the corner, falling to the mat. Otis with the Caterpillar! Black and Rey are in the ring, Black kicks Otis to his back and Rey hits a West Coast Pop! Rey and Aleister fight to the top of the ladder when AJ Styles comes in and tips it over sending them both in the ropes! King Corbin grabs Rey and tosses him right over the side of the building! Aleister Black attacks him and Corbin does the same thing to him! That was handled quite anti-climatically. In the ring, AJ is climbing the ladder when Daniel Bryan emerges to climb from the other side. Otis and Corbin in the ring to pull them down. AJ knocks Otis away and hits the Phenomenal Forearm! AJ and Corbin both climbing now. Corbin and AJ both take the casedown and they’re grappling over it… Elias appears and nails Corbin in the ass with a guitar and then AJ just sorta randomly drops it and Otis catches it for the world’s luckiest victory.
Winner: Otis
Yeah that could’ve been a million time crazier and more fun actually. Also seems like that ended waaaay faster than I expected. But it was entertaining anyway and neat to see Otis win.
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