Impact Wrestling Results (9/1) – Wrestle House Susie declared winner of Deaners (Cody Deaner and Cousin Jake) vs. XXXL (Larry D and Acey Romero)
Tommy Dreamer declared Susie the winner after she became angry at Cousin Jake for violating the truce
Impact Wrestling Results noticed that Bravo looked sick, and Swinger told him if he takes the Swingman’s advice, he’ll get a two for one.
Bravo asked why he should listen to Swinger since he looks like a clown.
The Deaners told Brave the number one rule of Wrestle House is never listen to Swinger.
Larry D went to the fridge, and Cody and Cousin Jake asked him about taking the beer.
Acey Romero interceded and tried to remind them they had a truce but Larry said no truce.
Larry then bounced Jake off a wall and Tommy Dreamer casually said, “Match Time.”
Romero smashed Cody’s head into the wall and said, “Hello Face.”
Cody responded with a “Hello Balls” and opened a trashcan that clunked his junk.
Romero bodyslamed him on a sofa, and Cody when to grab the TV but Dreamer stopped him, reminding that’s how they watch Impact, so Cody left it.
So, a ping pong match ensured instead.
Larry pinned Jake between the wall and table, and then ducked Larry’s punch.
A back and forth between the four followed, with Romero knocking Cody in a wagon which he used to wheel Cody out.
Cody hit him with a jawbreaker and knocked him back into an elevator.
Romero laughed as he went down, and Dreamer ponted Cody to the stairs.
So, Cody was waiting for Romero when the elevator arrived and nailed him with a right hand, then rode past him on a bicycle and crashed into Dreamer’s car.
Jake continued pounding on Larry in the rec room when he noticed something.
Jake moved across the room and started a hundred yard run at him.
Romero arrived and said Larry has plenty of time, and they casually moved out of the way and Jake launched himself onto the stage.
Cody arrive and squared off with Larry, who tossed him into another room where Cody found an empty bottle of their beer.
He thought it was Larry’s and convicted, and despite Larry’s denial, hit with a DDT.
Romero then launched Cody across the bed and asked Larry if he was okay.
Larry said he was Lawrence and sprayed his horrid Ring Rust cologne on Romero and made him pass out.
Jake knocked Larry out, and Susie entered and was super angry at the Deaners and XXXL breaking their truce.
When she left the room, Dreamer opened the door and looked horrified, and proclaimed Susi the winner.
He raised her hand and it was covered in blood and he ran off.
This was by far the best and most hilarious and chaotic Wrestle House yet. This really needs to be a full time segment.
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