Hello and welcome to WWE Raw Results!
This looks like it’ll be a fun night as we get to see some of our favorites from the good old days as well as some recent favorites.
With plenty on tap, let’s get to the action.
New Day Talks takeover
The show started with Hulk Hogan talking about the H Phone as a prop for his opening promo.
Miz TV featuring the New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods)
The Miz and John Morrison were in the ring to get things rolling, and Miz gave us a run down of tonight’s action like Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton.
He then handed it off to Morrison to list the legends on the show like Ric Flair, Torrie Wilson, Booker T, and the “Immortal” Hulk Hogan.
He then added the legend of all legends, The Miz.
Miz pointed out it’s the first Raw of 2021 and he’s optimistic since being give back the MITB contract. He then introduced their first guest of the year — The New Day.
Miz thanked them for being there, and Kingston thanked them for being on their new show called New Day Talks.
Kingston introduced himself as the new host and Woods is the band leader while Miz simmered and tried to tell them Miz TV didn’t have a band leader.
Kingston then said this is like a cookout, and since Miz and Morrison crashed their show, they could stay.
They did a fun imitation of Miz and Morrison’s back and forth, with Kingston and Woods giving a better impression of Miz than, well, Miz.
They’re obviously looking to pick a fight. And Kingston introduced Woods as their bailiff and Miz said the show doesn’t have a bailiff.
Kingston then asked Miz and Morrison if they have any New Year Resolutions.
Morrison said he has three: graduate from Hibachi check school, invest in etherium, and take a picture every day for a cool montage.
Kingston then asked out of all the legends, who would they like to go out to dinner with and Morrison said Tatanka while Miz admonished him for indulging them.
The cooking portion was next and the Miz lost his cool, yelling at them he was tired of them making fun of him and mocking his show, and Teddy Long came out in the middle of his rant.
Long told them that he has the perfect solution and it’s that Miz and Morrison will face the Undertaker.
While the New Day cheered and taunted Miz and Morrison, Adam Pearce came out and informed Long that the Undertaker wasn’t available.
Long apologized and said Miz and Morrison would face the New Day in a tag match next.
Gee, WWE Raw Results never saw this coming. Please note the sarcasm.
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