WWE Monday Night Raw commences. After that airing of the Seth Rollins/Brock Lesnar/John Cena 2015 Royal Rumble match, and a couple of commercial breaks, we’re amazingly an hour into this show with basically only one segment. AJ Styles comes out to again drop the tagline that WrestleMania is too big for one night and he’ll be facing off with Undertaker at WrestleMania.
Says he doesn’t care which day it’s on, whether it’s Saturday or Sunday but maybe Taker cares, since he doesn’t know which night his wife will let him out of the house. He starts talking about her wearing stretchy pants, Gallows helps him out by naming maternity pants. AJ Styles calls him a gothic version of the Tiger King and if you don’t get that you will, it’s a sweet burn, trust me. Mentions how the Undertaker has a twitter account. He had something on there with the Undertaker swimming with a tiger, some kinda rescue tiger thing.
And then they… show it on the tron. It is indeed the Undertaker, Michelle McCool and a big ‘ol tiger in a swimming pool.
AJ says it’s real, it’s real. This guy is talking about tigers! Asks who is this man? Asks if he’s completely lost himself? AJ says he once said he’d take his soul but maybe it’s already happened, maybe his wife beat him to it. AJ says this isn’t the first time his mystique has been broken, he likes this and that, shares whatever. Says he doesn’t want the Mark Calloway that’s been on Instagram, he wants the Undertaker of yesteryear. He wants what everyone wants, he wants to bring back the Deadman. And to do this, he’ll challenge him to the kind of match that Undertaker would love to have. A boneyard match! He promised before that he would bury him, so he’s picked out a certain plot. And coincidentally it’s the same plot that Michelle McCool picked out when she buried his career. Cackles, “got him again!”
Backstage, we have Andrade, Angel Garza and Zelina Vega being interviewed. Zelina says the Street Profits won’t be dancing around with those RAW tag team titles anymore. Andrade says this isn’t what they expected, but they want the tag team titles. Angel slyly comments, “We are men who know what they want.” Interviewer Girl #2 talks up them facing off with Ricochet and Cedric Alexander up next, she’s also clearly infatuated with Angel.
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