WWE Monday Night Raw from the Performance Center is on, and the show it almost over. To the ring comes Stone Cold Steve Austin, looking amused by the situation. He tosses back a beer on his way to the ring and poses on every corner in spite of the lack of audience. He has the Steveweisers tossed to him from off-screen, breaks them open, pours them over himself and takes a bump.
Grabs a microphone, drenched in beer, says he blew himself up on his entrance. Says he came here to make a declaration. From here on out, March 16th will be a national holiday. If you want to know what 3:16 is all about, give me a hell yeah! Cut to the stands, complete silence. Says it again. Byron Saxton stands up and howls “Hell yeah!” Austin asks him to repeat that and he does. Austin says that on 3:16 Day, any annoyance is to be answered with a gesture with a certain finger. Byron judges that, gives him an 8. Austin says that 3:16 Day means you can open up a can of whoop ass whenever you want, and the speed limit is merely a suggestion. It’s a day where your boss works for you. It’s a day where four-letter words are always acceptable. He constantly bickers with Byron over the scores he gives him and calls him a tough crowd.
Finally, he calls Byron Saxton into the ring.
He derides his outfit as he comes down. He questions the scores. Byron says he knows he loves him but he’s just trying to be honest. Austin says he knows that he loves him and that’s as far as he’ll take it. But he gives a toast to him, a 100% pure unadulterated jackass. He smacks the cans together way too roughly, purposefully spewing it all over his suit. They kick back the beers and naturally Austin gives him a stunner. His music hits and he starts to celebrate.
Becky Lynch’s music hits and she comes out with a cooler! She enters the ring and steps right over Byron. Austin says that last time they were in the ring together, she gave him a stunner. On 3:16 day, are they on the same side? Becky says in respect of 3:16 Day, of course. They indeed start the beer bash, that ring is absolutely soaked. Byron gets a bunch of beer poured on him and a second Stunner and that closes out the show.
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