The controversial Joe Rogan is on it once again. This time, he mocks the billionaire Jeff Bezos for his Blue Origin rocket design. Well, let’s be honest for a moment, those who’ve seen the rocket know what he is speaking about, and those who haven’t seen it – google it.
Joe Rogan is a UFC color commentator and a famous podcaster. He is topping the podcast lists with his ‘Joe Rogan Experience Podcast’ for nearly a decade. On the podcast, Joe Rogan hosts people that, according to him have what to say. People with stories and with accomplishments. However, inviting a personal friend or someone he is already close with is happening occasionally as well. And those might be the most fun episodes of the podcast to watch.
Joe Rogan Mocks Jeff Bezos’ ‘Giant Robot Space Dick’
Joe Rogan mocked the design of the Blue Origin space rocket when the news and the first photos of it were launched into the internet. The rocket looked like ‘something’ familiar.
“If you look close you can see the spot where Jeff Bezos plans to land his giant robot space dick and become the first man to jack off on the moon” – Joe Rogan told his guest before literally laughing himself off.
While Joe Rogan makes the ‘salty’ jokes about Jeff Bezos’ rocket, other people join the fun as well.
Most people took notice of the shape of the rocket as well, and that inspired a bunch of jokes. Comparing the rocket to the 1999 Austin Powers movie – The Spy Who Shagged Me was inevitable.
“Is it just me or does Jeff Bezos’s ship look like a massive dildo…” – Centrefuter tweeted with a photo of the rocket.
“Wait, did everyone else know Jeff Bezos’ rocket ship looks like a giant penis?” – Jess Goodwin said.
The billionaire went into space with his rocket and was back in a little over 10 minutes. That inspired many jokes as well. People didn’t exclude Amazon, Jeff Bezos’ company, from the mocking as well.
“Jeff Bezos can get to space and back in 15 minutes. But Amazon Prime can’t get my guaranteed 2-day deliveries to me in less than a week??” – one of the first comments connecting the two reads.
“Jeff Bezos is going to the edge of space Tuesday. Will the rocket bring him back home? Or will it drop him at the wrong house and then say their records show he’s been delivered?” – another one noticed.
While Joe Rogan and the others are joking about it, Jeff Bezos conquered another personal frontier. He traveled to space.

