AEW Dynamite continues. We have a giant notepad that reads “The Rules Of Being A Role Model” and Britt Baker is being brought out onto the stage in a wheelchair. This is gold already. After two attempts she accepts Tony Schiavone’s introduction. Britt says Rule #3 is all about her. Rule #3 is Don’t Hurt The Role Model. Says last week the grievous tandem assault on her that left her with a broken tibia was no accident. It was in fact a conspiracy, which goes far and wide. Exhibit A, a picture of the move that caused the injury which Britt calls a three-on-one calculated attack, probably in the making for months, possibly since AEW began. Britt claims that she is close personal friends with top TNT execs and without her, there might not be a Women’s division.
She’s got a lackey that she makes turn the pages on the massive notepad and she’s also wielding a lengthy pointer just to make absolute sure that you don’t miss these still images. We see pictures of the three women on the notepad. Britt says Kris Statlander being an alien is a crock of shit, conspirator. Shida, fraudulent, carries a weapon, conspirator. Gets to Nyla, says she’s seen her coming off the top rope thousands of time with precision and grace, so you mean to say she couldn’t have guided herself away from her fragile leg? Calls her, too, a conspirator.
She demands her lackey get the board, showing everything somehow pointing to Aubrey Edwards. It’s just a bunch of pictures connected with pins and strings. Tony is accidentally in front of the thing and Britt actually swings her little pointer cane at him to get him to back off. Britt calls this a Web of Evils all centered around the brains of the organization, who she calls Madame Aubrey Edwards? Coincidence that she just so happens to be around every time she’s injured? Concussion, Aubrey was there, broken leg, Aubrey was there, broken nose… Aubrey was somewhere! Right?! Britt says they’ve all put on notice. Baker says they tried to take her out but the joke is on them. Because she will be back at All Out! She tosses her little pointer cane aside and cackles as she’s wheeled away and… the back of her wheelchair reads “Roll Model”. Absolute perfection.
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