Street Profits vs. Viking Raiders in their sequence of dumb skits continues. Profits are upset that their bowling shoes aren’t Jordans. Raiders are good at bowling for reasons and Profits are hilariously bad at them. Raiders propose a toast. Angelo drinks it but spits it up for a very long time. Turns out it’s goat’s milk. Ivar pulls a turkey leg out of the ball dispenser. Erik proposes the Profits use his belly button as a bowling ball because he has one drawn on his stomach. Ivar goes into the kitchen to get more turkey legs. Erik is worried that he’ll get them kicked out and tries to stop him. Ivar pulls out two turkey legs but a security woman is here, again. She lets them go this time, again, because she finds Ivar cute, again, but doesn’t find Erik so cute, again. Profits are down big at the break but they announce that they want the smoke. Smoke fills the room and it magically makes them much better at bowling. They actually take the lead making for the first competitive one of these. But then Erik throws Ivar down the alley and it makes for a strike and that leads to them winning by a single pin.
IIconics and Bliss-Cross are arguing backstage. Billie Kay and Nikki Cross face off in a singles match up next.
Nikki Cross vs. Billie Kay
Billie takes it to Nikki early, Shades of Kay for a nearfall. Kicks her into the corner, Vertical Suplex for a 2 count. She holds her down for a chinlock. For kind of a while. Cross fights her way up, elbow to the gut, but Kay cuts her off, Pendulum Backbreaker. She makes the IIconic pose. I feel like it should come with an Okada zoom-out for some reason. She splashes her for a 2 count, then screams at the referee. She’s punching the air with fury. She takes Nikki into the ropes, gives her some head pats. Cross fights back, big forearms, ducks a clothesline as she hits the ropes, flying clothesline! Corner clothesline into a Bulldog! Nikki pounds her chest and acts like she’s gonna pull her shirt off but decides against it. Like she momentarily forgot what promotion she was working for. She goes up top for a Crossbody but Kay evades it and she crashes and burns! Kay with a Sit-Out Uranage and that’s the match!
Winner: Billie Kay
IIconics get some momentum, I’m guessing they’ll be challenging for the titles at Backlash? McIntyre has a quick promo backstage and promises to send MVP to Claymore Country.
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