Jordan Huie of the Overtimer, the time has come for the Men’s Royal Rumble match! I’ll be giving the coverage for this match, every five entrants will get their own article! This is to get the news out there as quickly as possible to you fans! We of course start with Brock Lesnar! And the #2 entrant is… Elias?! He gets on the mic as he comes out and says there’s a truth you cannot deny. WWE stands for – big chants of Walk With Elias!
He says he wrote a little song called Sacrificial Lamb and it’d help if everyone clapped along. Sacrificial Lamb is headed to the ring. But before he does, he’s got one more song to sing. Brock Lesnar’s pacing, he’s ready to attack. Heyman keep your damn mouth shut I’ll smash a guitar on your back. Lesnar leaves the ring and charges at Elias!
Men’s Royal Rumble Match
Bell rings after Brock gets him into the ring! Aaaand German Suplex #1. Brock Lesnar takes up the guitar! Breaks it over the back of Elias! Picks him and hoists him right over the top rope! Elias has been eliminated. Brock pacing around the ring like a beast as Heyman holds up the WWE title. Buzzer for the next man. #3 is Erick Rowan. And also Rowan’s cage. He rushes into the ring, aaaand Lesnar immediately clotheslines Erick Rowan out of the ring. Crowd is popping big for that. Erick Rowan has been eliminated. All those squash matches really paid off.
Lesnar is parading around the ring, all too happy with this. #4 comes out, it’s Robert Roode. He is in no rush, very trepidatious to say the least as he comes in. Roode tries to take it to Brock eventually, boot up off a charge but Brock nails him with a vicious lariat! Hoists him up, F-5 and Roode is utterly flattened! One More Time chant but it’s Brock so he ain’t got no time for that. Takes Roode to his feet and just totally deposits him. Robert Roode has been eliminated.
And now for number five… it’s John Morrison!
Morrison rushes in, gets caught with a push kick to the gut! Lesnar grabs him and – an overhead belly to belly sends John Morrison flying over the top rope! Are you serious?! John Morrison has been eliminated! They are actively trying to piss people off.
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