AEW Dynamite continues. Jon Moxley backstage says eventually everything is reduced to violence. ‘You need to move your car.’ ‘I don’t want to move my car.’ ‘We’re going to fine you.’ And it only gets worse. ‘Give me back my championship.’ ‘I don’t want to give it back.’ ‘I’m going to break this guy’s arm.’ ‘Go ahead’. And it only gets worse. Says he’s gonna leave Brodie with nothing left but his three piece suits and a bunch of dudes in creepy gimp masks. Nice knowing you. We then see ‘SSN’, Shawn Spears News, a fun little news parody.
Spears says after a mediocre career spanning three decades, Dustin Rhodes has decided to retire and hang up the boots. He for one concurs. So congratulations Cody, that is what you were going for right? Says that he understands what Dustin is going through. Knowing he has to retire must be a hard pill to swallow. Of course 12 years ago, swallowing pills wasn’t too hard for him. Spears then moves on to a much bigger story, why doesn’t Shawn Spears have a match at Double or Nothing? He asks what does he have to do, who does he have to piss off? Suggests that maybe he should go into business for himself. So he challenges Dustin Rhodes to a match at Double or Nothing and says now, the people will expect it and AEW has no choice but to make and promote the match! And hilariously this works, they quickly have a graphic up. That really shows a certain kind of savviness on Spears’ part, if you just bring up the match for the specific show, it kinda has to happen. That’s just how wrestling works. I guess a veteran like him understands.
This is of course confirmed as part of a big card rundown. They’re still talking about Britt Baker going up against Kris Statlander which I hope is a sign that she’s still good to go, I was pretty worried about her, the last shot of her I swear I thought she was twitching. Pretty scary stuff. They also announce a battle royal for next week, where the winner of the match faces the first-ever TNT Champion on June 3rd. We see a video with Sammy Guevara and Matt Hardy where Sammy derides Matt for his attempted murder with a golf cart. Matt says he wanted a fair fight but the Inner Circle made it 5-on-2 and tried to end their careers. Sammy says the Elite are supposed to be good guys but they’re not.
Sammy says they don’t try to hurt anyone. This is hilariously set alongside the Inner Circle destroying Vanguard 1. Matt says all of the Inner Circle are selfish idiots, obsolete mules. Says they should prepare to fade away and classify themselves as obsolete.
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