Another episode of WWE Friday Night SmackDown is on and we see replays of what’s gone on with Jeff Hardy and Sheamus. We see then see Renee Young in the ring, ready to moderate the contract signing that the two are having for some reason ahead of their Backlash match. Sheamus’ yell of “FELLAAA” in his entrance sounds like it’s being howled over the PA, it’s so hilariously loud in this empty arena. He comes out with a white-coated doctor and a couple of stagehands carrying some prop down to the ring behind him. It’s like a giant black hamper or something. Jeff comes out as well of course. Sheamus says it’s a curtain for discretion, he wouldn’t like to offend a lady.
Renee is confused as to what he’s talking about but Jeff says after what he did, he doesn’t care what he’s got. Says Sheamus ran over Elias and tried to frame him and ruin his life. Sheamus says he might be cleared from two weeks ago but he’s still a man that can’t be trusted. A leopard never changes it’s spots, so for the health of everyone here, he won’t sign on the dotted line until Jeff Hardy takes a urine test. Jeff takes up the mic and says his name is Jeff Hardy and he’s an alcoholic. If this is what he has to do to get to Sheamus, then fine. He’s been at this for so long, he’s had to tell the story of how he let his family down, his friends down, his fans down. He’s sick and tired of being sick and tired. Says his demons are hungry and sometimes the only thing it takes to get them to eat is to be around a bastard like Sheamus. Sheamus says Dr. Kirchermell is about to administer a rapid test with immediate results. And just to ensure no funny business, the doc is gonna oversee the whole thing. Jeff actually steps behind the curtain with the doctor.
As he’s doing his business, Sheamus wants to make a Public Service Announcement and lets kids know that if you’re a user, you’re a loser. Don’t do drugs! He then turns to Jeff and tries to rush him, saying they don’t have all night. Finally they step out of the curtain and the doc has a ridiculous amount of pee in that glass. Sheamus suggests he tell the people to just say no. Jeff says another phrase comes to mind. Sometimes it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on, except the last part is censored, but anyway Jeff threw the glass full of pee into Sheamus’ face. The crowd chants “You got pissed on” and it’s also censored. Sheamus is furious and bumbling around selling the piss as Jeff makes his leave.
I don’t know what it says that this wasn’t even shocking to me. It’s like, yeah, of course this is what was gonna happen, just a natural progression in WWE. Oh yeah and the contracts got signed by the by.
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