After weeks of hyping the event up, it’s finally here. Tonight, two souls will be forever bonded as we get a wedding on AEW Dynamite. Kip Sabian & Penelope Ford are the happy couple, Miro is the best man, and Chuck Taylor is the butler of Miro after losing a match. Sabian & Miro have been making life hell for The Best Friends all along, and while Trent is injured, Orange Cassidy could help ensure there is never a peaceful pro wrestling wedding.
Kip Sabian & Penelope Ford Get Married By James Mitchell
Father James Mitchell was the priest for this, because of course he needed to be here. Jerry Lynn helped Penelope Ford to the ring, and Kip Sabian was brought down by Vickie Guerrero. We’d get the old Dearly Beloved speech from the acting priest, who promised unholy matrimony. Sabian & Ford made their own vows for this.
Sabian loved Ford since he saw her in her one piece wrestling gear with the knee high boots, and knew it was meant to be. He will cherish her forever, she’s beautiful inside and hot outside. Ford needed help lowering the microphone, but loves Sabian so much and has the biggest [REDACTED], which Sabian wants to keep private.
Chuck Taylor had the rings, and handed them off to Miro. The ceremony was quick, and Sabian & Ford were wed after they both said I Do. Rings were exchanged in the ring, and there was no chance of exceptions, because Miro knows how that goes from… personal experience. They’d make out instead of kiss, on brand for these two.
Miro Makes A Toast, Chuck Taylor Gets His Revenge
The best man, Miro would have a toast for the newlyweds. He’d order Taylor to get the champagne, likely Jericho’s brand. Miro was here a few years ago, didn’t have any presents, because Miro is Sabians present. But there is a present, a big box from Chuck Taylor sitting in the corner of the ring. Miro has seen everything, and knows all the wedding tricks, so threw it out of the ring thinking Orange Cassidy was hiding in there. It was an empty box!
While Miro was busy making his toast, Taylor handcuffed him to the corner and shoved Sabian into Ford, who got a faceful of cake, which Orange Cassidy was hiding in. Taylor smacked Sabian with the metal tray, and OC hit the Beach Break at Beach Break!
Taylor is free of the grip of Miro, and alongside OC ruined this wedding, as expected. Will Miro & Sabian get their revenge? Let us know what you think in the comment section down below.
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