Chris Rock let it be known that he doesn’t believe one bit of what Amber Heard has to say in her testimony against Johnny Depp. While performing a stand-up comedy act in London, Rock poked fun at the ongoing defamation (and defecation) claims between the former couple.
“Believe all women, believe all women… except Amber Heard,” exclaimed Rock before addressing Depp’s claims that she once left her own feces in his bed. “What the f–k is she on? She s–t in his bed! She’s fine, but she’s not s–tting fine. She s–t in his bed. Once you s–t in someone’s bed, you just guilty of everything. … What the f–k is going on there? Wow. And they had a relationship after that.”
Chris Rock Says He Believes ‘All Women Except Amber Heard’
Much like the rest of us, Chris Rock has been enthralled by the circus-like showdown taking place in court between Depp and Heard. According to allegations made by Depp during an April 28 court appearance, a significant amount of human excrement was found where he sleeps. Starling Jenkins III, Depp’s former executive chauffeur and security guard testified that Heard even told him that she did it following a fight the couple had.
“I had gone to Mr.Sean Bett and said, ‘She’s at Coachella. I think it’s a good time to go downtown so that I can get some of my things and get them out of there,’ especially things that were precious to me. Then he showed me a photograph on his telephone of … it was a photograph of our bed, and on my side of the bed, was human fecal matter. … It was so outside. It was so bizarre and so grotesque that I could only laugh. So I did not go down there that day,” said Depp.
Amber Heard claimed that Depp’s teacup Yorkie was responsible for the mess, but Depp stated that it would be impossible for the excrement to be theirs due to their very small size.
During his set, Chris Rock also finally referenced the now-infamous slap he received from Will Smith during the live airing of the 2022 Oscars. “I’m OK, if anybody was wondering. I got most of my hearing back,” joked Chris before saying, “People expect me to talk about the b——-, I’m not going to talk about it right now, I’ll get to it eventually. On Netflix”. Chris jabbed at the slap heard around the world for a final time while on stage, saying, “Anyone who says ‘words hurt’ has never been punched in the face.”
