Author: Jordan Huie

Street Profits vs. Viking Raiders in their sequence of dumb skits continues. Profits are upset that their bowling shoes aren’t Jordans. Raiders are good at bowling for reasons and Profits are hilariously bad at them. Raiders propose a toast. Angelo drinks it but spits it up for a very long time. Turns out it’s goat’s milk. Ivar pulls a turkey leg out of the ball dispenser. Erik proposes the Profits use his belly button as a bowling ball because he has one drawn on his stomach. Ivar goes into the kitchen to get more turkey legs. Erik is worried that…

WWE Monday Night Raw continues. We left off with Andrade and Angel Garza attacking Kevin Owens and Apollo Crews to force their US title match to go to a double DQ. After a commercial break we naturally have an impromptu tag team match already in progress. Kevin Owens & Apollo Crews vs. Angel Garza & Andrade To begin with the heels are in control. Andrade is battering Crews around on the mat. Hits the ropes for a basement dropkick. Crews finally escapes and makes the hot tag but Owens is stopped by a cheap shot from Angel Garza! Andrade takes…

WWE Raw continues with some highlights of Apollo Crews’ US title victory. He’ll be defending his title later tonight against an opponent of his choosing. We then speak with Angel Garza on his assault of Kevin Owens last week which led to a major upset. After a recap, Zelina bickers about Kevin Owens accepting the match but Angel cuts her off. He says if people are upset with his actions, they clearly never wanted something as badly as he does. He stares directly at Charly Caruso as he does this and gives her a rose. He walks off and she’s…

WWE Monday Night Raw begins with Seth Rollins coming out. He says that Aleister Black is one of those who is ‘confused’ as to the situation with Rey Mysterio. Says Rey will come out here later tonight and he suspects that Mysterio will struggle to announce his own retirement. So for his sake Rollins will do him the service of handling it himself later on. Says people need to appreciate that Rey was chosen as a sacrifice for the greater good of Monday Night Raw. If that’s not legendary, what is? Calls Mysterio the greatest luchador to have ever lived.…

Another edition of WWE Monday Night Raw is on tonight. Below you’ll be able to see all the results of the show, updated live. Plus, links to in-depth recaps! Segment 1: Seth Rollins opened the show to once again thank Rey Mysterio for sacrificing himself for the greater good. He says Rey may not have it in him to actually announce his own retirement but that’s okay because later on tonight he’ll do him the service of handling it for him. This brings out Aleister Black for his match with Seth. The two of them went back and forth in a…

Another Monday brings us another edition of WWE Raw. You’re here at the Overtimer where you can expect the same coverage as always and that includes a preview of what’s on tap! There’s some interesting stuff for sure this time around so let’s get to it. Rey Mysterio’s Retirement Ceremony …Yeah it’s not real. I mean of course not, the first person to mention Rey retiring here is the guy who injured him in the first place, Seth Rollins. And that same guy is going to be hosting it. We don’t even have any reason to think Rey consented to…

WWE SmackDown continues. Now we see Kurt Angle. He talks about how he used to run SmackDown and lists some of the big names he’s worked with, and plugs Edge and Orton’s upcoming match. But now he talks about the next upcoming superstar on SmackDown, the guy he saw for himself as a guest referee in his final NXT match – Matt Riddle! We see a vignette of him and even just listening to the voiceover I can tell he’s reading from a script for maybe the first time ever. Sheamus backstage takes exception to Matt Riddle’s hype, just like…

WWE Friday Night SmackDown continues, as Cesaro goes up against Shorty G now! Cesaro vs. Shorty G Shorty G with the immediate Rolling Liger Kicks! Roll up for a 2 count, they fight up but Shorty G quickly springs to the top rope for a moonsault press for a nearfall! Cesaro stops his momentum with a big clothesline! Hits the ropes, leg drop for a 2 count! Cesaro pulls G to his feet for a big European Uppercut! Wants a deadlift Gutwrench, Shorty blocks it at first but Cesaro manages to flip him onto his back! Chinlock cinched in, knee…

WWE Friday Night SmackDown continues. We now have our impromptu match as Sasha Banks goes up against Alexa Bliss. Sasha Banks vs. Alexa Bliss Sasha takes control quickly, she’s got basic white tennis shoes on here. She quickly brags to her buddy Bayley on commentary. This of course lets Alexa take over, takes her down, Insult To Injury nailed for a nearfall. Sasha fights back, takes her to the corner, Double Kneedrop takes her off the second rope! Keeps the heat on, Meteora nailed for a nearfall! Sasha has Alexa down with an arm stretch as Nikki Cross is losing…

We have A Moment of Bliss now, Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross and they are quick to introduce the New Day. Nikki gives them Scottish Cupcakes, made with her grandmother’s special recipe! In return, they give her coffee beans straight from Jabooty. Big E literally pulls them from his singlet, puts them into a coffee mug and Kofi just puts water in it and stirs. Alexa is disgusted, acts like she’s gonna drink it then hands it to Nikki and hurriedly moves on. She asks the New Day if there are any tag teams that stand out to them. Kofi…